Jump off Lincoln

OK, so I go to school in a town that is all about Lincoln. The diner I go to is called LD's or the Lincoln diner, I have friends that live on Linclon st., there's a statue of him in the center of town, a woman I work with has a silk picture of him above her fireplace. So you get it. And although yeah he freed the slaves, people forget his reasoning for this. It wasn't exactly out of the kindness of his heart, it was bound to happen anyway. Point being I already wished people would jump off lincoln's dick and then I read this article. Ugh please, pick someone else to obsess over.

xoxo